146 Funny Friendship Quotes: Sarcastic, Short and Hindi

Funny friendship quotes: best friend lines, short Instagram captions, sarcastic jokes, birthday quotes, Hindi shayari, famous quotes and WhatsApp status.

For the friend who laughs at your jokes and then makes them worse. Tap Copy on any line and send it, post it or put it on your status.

The lines go from best friend jokes and short captions to sarcastic quotes, birthday lines, Hindi and Hinglish, famous people on friends, and WhatsApp status at the end.

Funny Best Friend Quotes 😂

For the one person who knows all your secrets and still picks up the phone.

My best friend knows all my secrets, which is exactly why I can never stop being nice to them.
A best friend is the only person who can insult you and make you laugh in the same sentence.
We are not weird. We are limited edition, and we came as a set.
You are the friend I call when I need advice I am definitely not going to follow.
A good friend asks if you are okay. A best friend asks who we are fighting.
Best friends eat from your plate and then ask if you are going to finish that.
If you ever need someone to blame, I am here. If I need someone to blame, it was obviously you.
Our friendship runs on three things: memes, snacks and pretending we will join a gym.
My best friend and I do not need a plan. We need a snack and a bad idea.
You know you have a real best friend when your parents ask about them before they ask about you.
A best friend holds your hair, your secrets and your phone when you are about to text your ex.
We have been friends so long that our inside jokes now have inside jokes.
You are basically my sibling now: annoying, loud and impossible to return.
If I ever win an award, my best friend will sit in the front row telling everyone they taught me everything.
A true best friend never lets you do something silly alone. They join in and film it.
You have seen me ugly crying and you still agree to be seen with me in public.
Friends ask what is wrong. My best friend already knows and has brought chocolate and gossip.
Thank you for always being there for me, mainly because you have nowhere else to be.
A true friend thinks you are a good egg even though they know you are slightly cracked.
We share one brain cell between us, and today it is your turn to use it.

Short Funny Friendship Quotes for Instagram Captions 📸

Short enough for a group selfie, a reel or a story. Most are under eight words.

Partners in crime, mostly snack crimes.
Certified bad influences since day one.
Sharing one brain cell since school.
Our photos are cute. Our chats are not.
Professional overthinkers, amateur adults.
Dumb and dumber. You pick who is who.
No filter can fix this friendship.
Friends who pose together, judge everyone together.
Plot twist: we are the bad influence.
Chaos, but make it a group photo.
Proof that I have at least one friend.
We took 47 photos for this one.
Two idiots, zero regrets.
Mentally, we are still on the last bench.
Here for the snacks and the gossip.
Weirdness level: best friends.
Our group selfie took longer than our trip.
Not twins, just equally confused.
Bad decisions make the best captions.
Eat, laugh, nap, repeat. Friendship goals.
My friends are not normal, and I would not change that.
Officially the loudest table in the cafe.
Smile now, roast each other later.
Same vibe, different chaos.
Too old for this. Doing it anyway.

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Sarcastic Friend Quotes 🙄

For the friend who speaks fluent sarcasm and will understand the love behind it.

Oh, you are on time today? Should I call the news channel?
Sure, take my last fry. I was only saving it all day.
I love how you reply to my messages within three to five business days.
Thank you for your advice. I will add it to the pile of things I ignore.
No, please, tell me more about your diet while you eat my dessert.
You said "5 minutes away" an hour ago. I respect the confidence.
Of course I trust you. I trust you to forget my birthday every single year.
You are not lazy. You are just in energy saving mode, permanently.
I am not saying you are always wrong. You are just never right at the right time.
Wow, you remembered my name. Our friendship has really grown.
Please keep talking about your crush. My ears were getting bored of peace.
Yes, you look great. No, I did not zoom in. Okay, I zoomed in.
"Borrowing" is such a nice word for what you did to my hoodie.
You call it being honest. I call it having no filter and no shame.
I am so glad we are friends. Who else would make me look this mature?
My friend never forgets anything, except the money they owe me.
Your cooking is so good that even the smoke alarm cheers for you.
You always know just what to say. Usually the wrong thing, very loudly.
Thanks for the "quick call". I have aged three years.
Do not worry about returning my charger. I enjoy living at 2 percent.

Funny Quotes for a Friend's Birthday 🎂

For the birthday post, the cake photo or the midnight message. Want sweet ones too? Try these birthday wishes for best friend.

Happy birthday to the only friend who gets older and somehow less mature.
Happy birthday! You are not old. You are a classic edition with a few scratches.
On your birthday, I promise to forget every embarrassing thing you did this year. Starting tomorrow.
Happy birthday to my favourite person to make bad decisions with. Let us keep the streak alive.
I was going to buy you something expensive, then I remembered my friendship is the gift.
Another year closer to the age where you groan every time you stand up. Happy birthday!
Do not count the candles. Count the friends who still put up with you. That is one. Me.
You deserve all the cake today. Do not worry, I will help you eat it.
Happy birthday to someone who looks younger than their age and acts like they are twelve.
Age is just a number. In your case, a very big number. Happy birthday!
Thank you for being born. The group chat would be so quiet without you.
Happy birthday! I will tag you in the worst photo I have, because that is what friends are for.
Cheers to another year of you asking me to remind you of your own plans.
Happy birthday to my partner in snacks. Today, the calories do not count.
I hope your birthday is as amazing as you think you are. That is a very high bar.

Funny Friendship Quotes in Hindi (फनी दोस्ती शायरी)

कमीने दोस्तों के लिए मज़ेदार दो लाइन, WhatsApp स्टेटस या ग्रुप चैट के लिए।

दोस्त वो जो मुसीबत में साथ निभाए,
पर पहले फोटो खींचे, फिर उठाने आए।
तेरी दोस्ती पे हमें बड़ा नाज़ है,
बस तेरी उधारी का हिसाब अभी तक राज़ है।
फ़ोन पर बोला, पाँच मिनट में आ रहा हूँ,
दो घंटे बाद बोला, बस नहा रहा हूँ।
एग्ज़ाम में तेरी कॉपी देखकर लिखा था सारा,
तू भी फेल, मैं भी फेल, क्या याराना था हमारा।
दोस्ती में ना शर्म, ना लिहाज़ होता है,
जो प्लेट से आलू उठा ले, वही असली यार होता है।
दोस्ती की कोई कीमत नहीं होती, ये सच है यार,
इसीलिए तू कभी बिल नहीं भरता, हर बार।
मेरा हर राज़ मेरा दोस्त संभालकर रखता है,
बस हर पार्टी में थोड़ा थोड़ा सबको बताता रहता है।
दोस्त की शादी में सबसे ज़्यादा नाचते हैं हम,
क्योंकि पता है, अब इसकी आज़ादी हो गई ख़त्म।
तेरे जैसा दोस्त सबको नहीं मिलता, ये मानता हूँ यार,
भगवान ने भी एक बनाकर कहा, बस, इतना काफ़ी है इस बार।
दोस्ती का असली मतलब तब समझ आया,
जब उसने मेरा टिफ़िन खाकर मुझे ही भूखा बताया।
मम्मी कहती है, उस नालायक से दूर रहना,
क्या बताऊँ मम्मी, उसी के साथ तो है रोज़ घूमना।
दोस्त वो नहीं जो हर पल साथ दे,
दोस्त वो है जो चाय के साथ बिस्कुट भी ला दे।
उधार लिया था पिछले साल, बोला कल लौटाऊँगा,
अब कहता है, यार दोस्ती में हिसाब नहीं रखूँगा।
सच्चा दोस्त वही जो तेरी तारीफ़ भी करे,
और बेकार फोटो पर कमेंट में बेइज़्ज़ती भी करे।
दो चीज़ें कभी नहीं बदलतीं मेरे यार,
तेरी बकवास और तेरा लेट आना हर बार।
तू पास हो तो पढ़ाई नहीं होती,
तू दूर हो तो किसी की बुराई नहीं होती।
लड़ाई भी हम करते हैं, मनाते भी हम हैं,
और अगले दिन फिर से भिड़ जाते भी हम हैं।
ग्रुप में मैसेज सौ, प्लान एक भी नहीं,
ऐसे दोस्त हों तो दुश्मन की ज़रूरत ही नहीं।
वज़न कम करने का प्लान हम रोज़ बनाते हैं,
और शाम को साथ बैठकर समोसे खाते हैं।
मैं गिरा तो सबसे पहले तू हँसा यार,
फिर सबसे पहले उठाया भी तूने हर बार।

Funny Hinglish Dosti Lines

Roman Hindi one-liners for friends who type in Hinglish.

Tu dost nahi, mera daily ka headache hai.
Bhai, tu late nahi aata, tu apne time zone mein rehta hai.
Mere dost ki do hi bimaari: neend aur bakwaas.
Dosti pakki, udhaari usse bhi pakki.
Kamine dost kismat walon ko milte hain. Main bahut lucky hoon.
Bro, teri advice sunke main aur confuse ho gaya.
Group mein sab gyaani, exam mein sab paani paani.
Birthday ho ya breakup, dost ke saath party toh banti hai.
Tere bina life boring, tere saath life chaos.
Ek hi best friend hai, aur woh bhi phone silent pe rakhta hai.
Apni dosti ka rule simple hai: tera khana, mera khana.
Plan humne banaya, cancel bhi humne kiya. Teamwork.

Funny Quotes About Friends from Famous People

Real lines from writers and wits, each checked against the book or collection it comes from.

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.Mark Twain
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.Mark Twain
Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.Oscar Wilde
The absence of old friends one can endure with equanimity. But even a momentary separation from anyone to whom one has just been introduced is almost unbearable.Oscar Wilde
ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.Ambrose Bierce
BACK, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity.Ambrose Bierce
FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.Ambrose Bierce
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.Groucho Marx
When a stranger identifies you from a friend's description, it's just as well you didn't hear the description.Mignon McLaughlin
Bored with your present enemies? Make new ones! Tell two of your women friends that they look alike.Mignon McLaughlin
It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.Mignon McLaughlin
There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.Benjamin Franklin
Thou canst not joke an Enemy into a Friend; but thou may'st a Friend into an Enemy.Benjamin Franklin
One of the principal functions of a friend is to suffer (in a milder and more symbolic form) the punishments that we should like, but are unable, to inflict upon our enemies.Aldous Huxley

For the serious side of friendship, see the verified lines in these best friend quotes.

Funny Friendship Status for WhatsApp 💬

One-liners for your status, about, or the group chat description.

Status: busy ignoring my friends' voice notes.
Friends wanted. Must bring snacks and zero drama.
My friends are my therapists, but they charge in samosas.
Online for my friends, offline for my problems.
Real friends reply with memes, not "ok".
Seen at 2 am, replied at 2 pm. Typical friend behaviour.
My circle is small because my patience is smaller.
Group chat: 500 messages, 0 plans.
Best friend on call, problems on mute.
Life is short. Steal your friend's fries.
Do not text me. Ask my best friend, they know everything anyway.
Me and my friends: one plan, ten excuses.
Friendship status: still waiting for my hoodie back.
Small group, big noise.
I came for the chai and stayed for the gossip.
My friends think I am crazy. I learned it from them.
Warning: my best friend is more dramatic than this status.
Mood: laughing at a joke my friend made three years ago.
If my phone is buzzing, the group chat is fighting about food.
Weekend plan: same friends, same jokes, same nonsense.

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FAQs

What is a funny quote for a best friend?

Try 'A good friend asks if you are okay. A best friend asks who we are fighting.' It is short, it teases a little, and it still says you have their back.

What is a short funny friendship quote?

'Two idiots, zero regrets' and 'Sharing one brain cell since school' are short enough for a caption or a status and work for any friend group.

What is a funny caption for friends on Instagram?

Pick a line that matches the photo, like 'Our group selfie took longer than our trip' for a trip pic or 'Our photos are cute. Our chats are not.' for a posed one.

What is a funny friendship quote in Hindi?

A popular style is the two-line joke: 'दोस्त वो जो मुसीबत में साथ निभाए, पर पहले फोटो खींचे, फिर उठाने आए।' It means a friend helps you in trouble, but takes a photo first.

What did Mark Twain say about friendship?

In Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar, Twain wrote that friendship will last a whole lifetime 'if not asked to lend money.' It is one of the most quoted funny lines about friends.

How do I tease a friend without hurting them?

Joke about habits like being late, stealing food or long voice notes, not about looks, weight or family. If you are not sure they will laugh, send it in private, not on a public post.