The purpose of the Seder to my mind is to inspire conversations with your family about the human drama and hopefully transmit values to the next generation. I’ve always felt like this could be better.
Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go according to any rules. They’re not like aches or wounds they’re more like splits in the skin that won’t heal because there’s not enough material.
Because I didn’t have brothers I was always interested in the kids down the street that had four brothers in their family so I became one of them – but it was not my family.
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don’t know what it is anybody’s only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.
I have snakes three sharks moray eels piranhas five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it’s cool to have strong and powerful pets.
Let me go over this again on the reclaiming the civil rights movement. People of faith that believe that you have an equal right to justice – that is the essence. And if it’s not the essence then we’ve been sold a pack of lies. The essence is everyone deserves a shot – the content of character not the color of skin.
Most of an award-show host’s job is showing up and keeping a cool head and soldiering through it whether it’s the Oscars or the Hallmark Channel’s ‘Hero Dog Awards.’
If only we could persuade galleries to observe a fallow period in which for two months every other year new and old works of art could be sold in back rooms and all main galleries would be devoted to revisiting shows gone by.
I thought I was dreaming. It was the most amazing moment of my entire life. Not only is Bill the love of my life but he’s also my best friend. I couldn’t believe my dream guy was asking me to marry him!
But my father was also the one who told me I needed to clean up my mouth or I’d never find a man. What’s very important to him is manners. Show up on time. Always send thank-you letters. He is one of the more thoughtful humans I’ve ever met. He’s a great man and a very good dad.
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn’t blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself and if you look in there and see a man who won’t cheat then you know he never will.