Worst Pick Up Lines

There are some really bad pick up lines that exist. Some people think they’re cute,

but if you’ve ever been on the receiving end of one of these lame comments – then you know it’s not so funny.😒

You might not be alone in thinking that pick up lines are cheesy.

For most people, they seem like the lamest way to try and get someone’s attention. They’re also usually pretty transparent (especially if you recognize your friend’s pickup line).

However, some of them can actually work wonders when deployed correctly! That is why we’ve compiled a list of the worst pick up lines out there for you…

60+ Worst Pick Up Lines

Pick Up lines that are worst but works😉

“Can I borrow a kiss?”

Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one

Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

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Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but my zodiac sign is in Cancer.

Are your legs tired? ‘Cause you were running through my mind all night!

You must be a Snickers because you satisfy me…

Did it hurt when God removed your wings and sent you down to earth?

Did your parents not love you enough and drop you on your head when you were a baby?!

I’m sorry, I thought that was an earthquake… but it turns out it was just my heart pounding!

You must be from Tennessee because you’re the only ten I see!

Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Can I follow you home, because your cute and I’m tired of walking alone at night?

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean… so deep that I could drown in them.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you!

You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

Are you a UFO? ‘Cause you just abducted my heart!

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Are you a magician? Because you just made my dreams come true!

You must be a burger, because you’re making me hungry!

Are your parents retarded? ‘Cause you’re definitely one of a kind!

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

You might be able to fire a gun, but you can’t shoot my heart!

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future!

Are you an alien ? Because there is absolutely no other explanation for you!

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Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

Your legs must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

You are so beautiful that I would even consider going back to your place!

Are you a florist? Because whenever I look at you everyone else’s face gets killed by the beauty of yours!

I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

Are you lost? Because I think I can help you find your way home…

My love for you is like diarrhoea—I just can’t hold it in!

Are you a fire? Because you’re hot and I want to get burned!

If my love was a storybook, would you read it with me on the beach under an umbrella in Greece?

Is your dad a terrorist because there is nothing else like BOMB in this world!!

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Your name must be Daisy, because you are so beautiful it makes me want to lay down in flowers and sing!

You know what would look good on your finger? My ring!!

Are you a pro wrestler? Because I can totally see myself getting manhandled by you later tonight!

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You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

You can be my teddy bear, because I want to hug you and squeeze you tight!

If I could, I would wish to be reborn as your child so that I could spend eternity by your side.

Mmm, are you a fruit? Because I could just eat you up!

You must be from the library because I’m checking you out!!

You can be my new phone because I want to touch you all the time!

If kisses were snowflakes, I would send you a blizzard!

My love for you is like the sun—it’s always shining bright!

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